My Girlfriend’s Poodle

My Girlfriend's Poodle 7-16

This is my girlfriend’s Poodle. His name is “Poodle.” Yes, that is his actual name. He is highly energetic and his daily activities mainly consist of:

Eating, sleeping, scratching, digging, sniffing, defecating and urinating.

Those activities are not enough to earn his keep. We told him that he should catch at least one mouse per month and stop bringing fleas into the house.

Negotiations are on-going.

Added 7/13/16